I hate SEO companies. Below is my list of the things I hate most about them. I know hate is a strong word, but in this case it is appropriate. My distain for SEO websites is born from hours, days, and weeks of searching for consistent SEO information. You may relate to a few of my top 10 list. If you don’t, let it serve as a warning for what you will discover when you happily go looking for a top rated SEO company.
10. Everybody is an “expert!” What a load. I imagine most “experts” are living in their parents basements, hitting the bong every hour or so.
9. Getting free information will cost me an arm and a leg. Why is it that SEO service fees are hidden? That scares me dude. Then, when I order it, it becomes an invitation to repeatedly suck my bank dry?
8. The websites are so f-ing sterile! The websites say “Hey, we are just like every other SEO company with a white site!” Good luck trying to tell the difference between true SEO and flim flam SEO.
7. Everything I buy will “super charge” my profits! Really?! That’s great. because I was wondering how I was going to unload my collection of plastic buzzard beaks. How much traffic will I need to super charge my profits?
6. Everybody has a key to “the back door” of Google or Yahoo. Right. The only people with back door keys to Google and Yahoo are Google and Yahoo, and they don’t need them.
5. Scary and excessive “black hat SEO” warnings. You can stop reading endless pages about this drivel. Black hat equals spam of any kind to get ahead with SEO. Here is your diploma, now move on.
4. Every site is offering a “revolutionary new system to…”. All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to “financial freedom” instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.
3. I really must attend some high dollar conference. Why? So I can sit and listen to an extended SEO product’s sales pitch? Why would I pay money to be asked to pay more money?
2. The arrogance is laughable. I don’t need another sizzling sales pitch about “SEO secrets” from an SEO ‘guru’ that just graduated high school last week. I’d rather remain ignorantly blissful, with my wallet in tact.
1. Unproven websites can hit page one of a search engine, while high quality websites with integrity are outshined by shady SEO trickery? Search engines should optimize for legitimacy and integrity instead flash trickery. Sorry, I can’t make this one funny.
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